Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Crush of the Week: Patricia Heaton

My crush for this week is Patricia Heaton: actress, conservative, Ohio native. And funny. I'd wager that she's the most attractive TV mom since Donna Reed.

29 comments:

KPMD said...

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

spydrz said...

What show is she on?

Micah said...

Yeah, I've been all about the older ladies lately, it seems. But, you're right: MILF!

Micah said...

spydrz - She's "Deborah" on "Everybody Loves Raymond."

spydrz said...

Oh. That show interferes with my regular tv shows. Only seen it a couple of times.

spydrz said...

I can't believe we lost to stupid LaSalle. Well, hopefully the Blue Devils will cruise to victory over the Heels.

Captain Backfire said...

Good choice, Micah, but she loses points for being a prude on "Don & Mike" years ago. Got all testy when they gave her the sex quiz.

Spydrz, you can always root for the Hoyas. They are, after all, a bubble team (fingers crossed).

spydrz said...

16-I do still have my Hoya Midnight Madness t shirt.

Micah said...

Testes. Heh heh. She got a boob job. How much of a prude can she be?

spydrz - Unfortunately, that's par for the course for the Spiders. We can can beat a great team like GW and then lose to Lasalle. I ask you: did you listen to the game tonight? Because we warned you about that.

Georgetown is out. No Boomshe (sp?), no sale.

spydrz said...

No, I didn't attend the game, and I didn't listen--I was watching "Lost."

Captain Backfire said...

She's got a boob job? Huh...they don't teach you that in US Weekly.

And uh, we may be lacking Boumtje-Boumtje (9 ppg and a Math/Biology genius to boot!) but the guy at ESPN Bracketology seems to think GU's in line for a #6 seed. Who knew?!?

Micah said...

16:9 - If you didn't know that little tidbit, I weep for the future Pop Culture-Off between you and KPMD.

Captain Backfire said...

You'll forgive me for not reading Ms. Heaton's surely enthralling autobiography. Had I known a chapter was devoted to her mammaries, I might have checked it out.

And not to rain on your parade, but I dispute your assertion that Ms. Heaton (I've gone to the NYT method of referencing people) is the most attractive mom on TV. That honor goes to Christa Miller, late of "The Drew Carey Show" and currently resident MILF on "Scrubs".

spydrz said...

I'll second the Christa Miller suggestion.

Micah said...

Yes, she's attractive, as well. But I've got to stick with my original assessment here.

spydrz said...

TV aside, overall MILF award designations must go to Mrs. Michael Douglas.

Captain Backfire said...

Good choice, spydrz. While on that subject, allow me to cast a vote for "The Terminal" as one of the most unfairly maligned/ignored films of 2004. Was it great? No. But I thought it was pretty cute. And Mrs. Douglas was quite fetching with the short hair.

Micah said...

All points that I can agree with (Catherine Zeta Yum, "The Terminal," short hair).

I also thoroughly enjoyed another maligned Tom Hanks vehicle - "The Ladykillers."

spydrz said...

16--complete agreement. Also, the uniform was quite fetching.

spydrz said...

Sweet. At least the Blue Devils know how to win.

KPMD said...

I agree wholeheartedly with all the MILF nominations. And I agree with "Ladykillers". However, I thought, "Terminal" was reaaaallly slow. I really wanted to like that movie, even got Shamrock to watch it.

On the topic of Tom Hanks - I submit to you that he is a horrible choice for "The DaVinci Code". Great actor, funny man, endearing in romantic comedy, but smoldering, intellectual, hottie he is not.

spydrz said...

They're making a movie out of that book?

KPMD said...

Looks like spydrz won't be joining in the pop culture-off anytime soon ;) Of course Hollywood is cashing in. You gotta get while the gettin is good!
Speaking of, I gotta be gettin myself to bed. Later, beyotchs.

spydrz said...

Sorry, I've spent the past few years reading books like "Hitler's Soldiers in the Sunshine State," A People's Tragedy," and "Debating the Origins of the Cold War." No time for pop culture.

Anonymous said...

P.H. is bitchin', but do you know she does colonics to lose weight? I guess she had three before some big awards show... that's just gross.

Micah said...

Ewwwwwww...Thanks for destroying the illusion.

panthergirl said...

Sorry, Micah. She's a festival of plastic surgery... can you find a more naturally MILFy MILF to worship? Susan Sarandon, maybe? (c'mon...you can get past the politics...she's hot.)

(This discussion is prompting me to write a blog entry about the 13 year old boy who stalked me for months. Pretty hilarious, actually.)

Micah said...

Sorry - I don't think that I could ever look past Sarandon's politics. Pam Anderson's a MILF. She hasn't had any surgery, has she? :)

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