- Bake a batch of pumpkin squares for tomorrow's party
- Save the world by defeating Magneto
- Clean my shoes
- Make a mix CD for a friend who just got out of a longterm relationship (aforementioned party is in his honor)
- Learn how to smoke my new pipe
- File away some papers
- Go to the gym
Yeah, exciting.
Thanks for the link to your gym. I have a hard enough time dragging myself to my gym.
ReplyDeleteStart the predictions for next Saturday:
Ohio State 31, Michigan State 27 (no, not my desired outcome, but I'm a realist).
No one expects you to go to the gym, what with you being in your first year of animal husbandry school. I didn't go once in my first year of law school - too busy. And lazy. And fat. But the life of a temp is one of ease and riches, so I can actually go now.
ReplyDeleteYour prediction for The Game looks about right. It'll be a really close one, methinks.
Well, once you've watched a ram being harvested for semen via rectal electro-stimulation with an implement called an "ejaculator" (go figure), you pretty much want to go home, knock back a double and smoke a Benson & Hedges. And maybe cuddle and talk.
ReplyDeleteNot conducive to pumping iron.
A double what?? I seem to have a couple extra bottles of Mr. Daniel's green label lying around.
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny that your Ohio gym names itself after the greatest state in the union. Yeah, everyone wants to be us.
ReplyDeleteI'm completely jealous of your plans. I narrowly avoided getting pulled into the office this weekend by a previously-made promise to my recently-widowed grandmother to visit her tomorrow.
Can I throw myself a party for not having been in a relationship for over a year and a half? Or do I have to, like, actually grow as a person for that kind of thing (that's the LAME answer btw)?
Dubin - That sounds like a fun class. Can I audit it?
ReplyDeletespydrz - A couple? Are you stocking up for Y2K?
lawfairy - I'm really not sure why they chose that name, but considering my fee is $16/month (after paying for the first year up front a couple of years ago), I'm not complaining. Well, maybe about one thing: out of twenty or so stationary bikes, there is only ONE that I like. That part sucks.
Told you the Real World sucks. Especially if it requires billable hours.
A party for a year and a half? Give me a break. My last relationship was in the Clinton administration. The first one.