Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Crush of the Week: Elvira

This week's Crush is Elvira. Hey, who else would I pick for Halloween?


Unpleasant dreams.

Did watching her show when I was a kid create my booby obsession? Only my shrink knows for sure.
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8 comments:

  1. MicahOctober 26, 2005 at 9:38 PM

    I could have, sure. But I submit to you Exhibits A and B.

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  2. MicahOctober 26, 2005 at 9:43 PM

    Great. Now I'm going to have to go search through my archives. And not leave my room for a while.

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  3. Law FairyOctober 26, 2005 at 9:50 PM

    Random fact: Elvira is a Colorado Springs native.

    Just shows you what growing up in that town will do to a person...

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  4. MicahOctober 26, 2005 at 9:58 PM

    CB - What do you think I did when I first saw your post? So far, it's turned up bupkiss (except for the cover of that issue).

    lawfairy - Well, blow me down. You learn something new every day.

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  5. MicahOctober 26, 2005 at 10:04 PM

    Okay. Found 'em. Now, as you know, I'm not a Butt Man, but that one pic where she's showing her heiny...DAMN.

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  6. Kate The GreatOctober 27, 2005 at 1:59 AM

    And here I thought most people pointed to Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween as the holiday's prized T & A...

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  7. spydrzOctober 27, 2005 at 9:12 AM

    My heart's on fire Elvira

    Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine
    That girl can sure enough make my little light shine
    I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine
    'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine

    I'm singin'
    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart's on fire, Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Tonight I'm gonna meet her at the Hungry House Cafe
    And I'm gonna give her all the love I can, yes I am
    She's gonna jump and holler
    'Cause I saved up my last two dollars
    We're gonna search and find that preacher man

    Now I'm a singin'
    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart's on fire Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart's on fire Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Elvira, Yeah...
    Elvira
    My heart's on fire Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Elvira, Yeah...
    Elvira
    My heart's on fire Elvira...

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  8. MicahOctober 27, 2005 at 5:20 PM

    KPMD - I'm not that guy. Plus, I've never seen either incarnation of "Buffy."

    Just think: my grandma could always refer to you as "Cassie" rather than "Candy."

    spydrz - A good friend of mine recently offered me his extra ticket to an Oak Ridge Boys concert in WV. I declined.

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