Sunday, August 20, 2006

I think there's been a mistake...

Well, I'm a Virginia resident (again). Yet, this is the driver's license that I received:


At least I'll get some food out of it.

Guess I shouldn't have greeted the DMV drone with "hey, baby, I like it raaaaaaaaw."
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4 comments:

  1. jasdyeAugust 21, 2006 at 3:47 PM

    can you get different fake id's.

    Like "Baby Jesus"?

    (note: not a ricky bobby joke. just the only other ODB alias i remember)

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  2. MicahAugust 21, 2006 at 7:17 PM

    I believe it was Big Baby Jesus. And Osirus. And Dirt McGirt.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 21, 2006 at 11:13 PM

    Brooklyn Zoo, shame on you...for steppin' up to the Ol'Dirty Bastard.

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  4. MicahAugust 22, 2006 at 9:23 PM

    ODB's Words of Wisdom:

    "If a brick didn't know how to sit on walls no mo'...What would you ask it"

    "If a dick don't get hard off of cocaine...What would you ask it"

    -from Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker album

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