"It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

Today I was charged by my mother to go out and buy her a new vacuum cleaner - the Dyson DC14 Animal, to be specific.


It certainly does suck.

It looks like Prince and George Lucas collaborated on the design, but it's really cool. I picked a great day to buy it: it was on sale AND it is tax-free week in VA AND there's a promotion that also included a Black and Decker Automotive Hand Vac AND I had a coupon for triple Best Buy Reward Zone points.

I'm going to be a vacuuming fool tonight. Au revoir, dog hair.