Wal-Mart would PAY YOU to take a MSU ball cap!
In Russia, MSU ball cap wears you!It took them being #1 in the country, but OSU hats are finally stocked at VA Wal-Marts ($5!). Good thing, too, since I left mine in Columbus. I needed a new one, anyway.
For only $10 more, I bet you could've married Rosemary in the Wal-Mart chapel and then had a reception at the Wal-Mart McDonald's.
Why marry her when I can just impregnate her with my seed, pop out some kids, and shop in sinful bliss?Apparently, you are not familiar with the Wal-Mart Patron Code.
They probably sell MSU-brand douche, though.
Choose your quip:A) Manly, yes, but I like it, too!B) So, the Spartans are having that not-so-fresh feeling this season, then.
I choose B. And you could probably throw an "again" in there somewhere.
Rosemary's Baby?!! Slept with my light on for a week as a kid after seeing that. Ruth Gordon taling about the moose was scary.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS EYES?!"
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