Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Things I bought at Wal-Mart this evening

All for under $15:And as I was driving away through the parking lot, my iPod shuffled to Ben Folds' "All U Can Eat". Nice.

9 comments:

The Dubin said...

Wal-Mart would PAY YOU to take a MSU ball cap!

Micah said...

In Russia, MSU ball cap wears you!

It took them being #1 in the country, but OSU hats are finally stocked at VA Wal-Marts ($5!). Good thing, too, since I left mine in Columbus. I needed a new one, anyway.

The Law Fairy said...

For only $10 more, I bet you could've married Rosemary in the Wal-Mart chapel and then had a reception at the Wal-Mart McDonald's.

Micah said...

Why marry her when I can just impregnate her with my seed, pop out some kids, and shop in sinful bliss?

Apparently, you are not familiar with the Wal-Mart Patron Code.

The Dubin said...

They probably sell MSU-brand douche, though.

Micah said...

Choose your quip:

A) Manly, yes, but I like it, too!

B) So, the Spartans are having that not-so-fresh feeling this season, then.

The Dubin said...

I choose B. And you could probably throw an "again" in there somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Rosemary's Baby?!! Slept with my light on for a week as a kid after seeing that. Ruth Gordon taling about the moose was scary.

Micah said...

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS EYES?!"