Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
Sea Captian: Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
(a boat crashes in the distance)
Sea Captian: Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
Yeah, yeah, technically he's a Sea Captain, but he talks like a pirate.
"Pirates of the Caribbean" is rated ARRRRRRRRRR.
ReplyDeleteoh man, my principal did the morning announcements in a pirate voice today. i thought it was the crack but i guess it was pirate day or whatever. wow, it all makes sense now.
ReplyDeleteYarrrrrrrr. I'm... not attractive.
ReplyDeletespydrz - THAT'S MY JOKE!
ReplyDeletecw - don't you wish you could start the schoolday over again? Yar.
srah - Heh heh. Nice list. And the mere fact that you pulled out one of the best Capt. McAllister quotes* gives you loads of respect from me.
*The best being "They'll keep my men from resortin' to homosexuality....for about ten minutes" (after receiving some issues of Juggs magazine)
You neglected to use the joke...I righted a wrong.
ReplyDeleteYer gonna have to walk the plank, matey.
ReplyDeleteMcAllister: "Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo."
ReplyDeleteSailor: "Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?"
McAllister: "Aye, the hot pants."
Cue "Who Wears Short Shorts?"
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