Sunday, April 06, 2008

Requiem for an advocate against damn dirty apes

R.I.P. Charlton Heston, 1924-2008.



Somehow, it's fitting that you're chilling with Moses, Jesus, et al. right now. I'm sure Michael Moore is tap dancing on your grave as I type.

Kudos to me for avoiding an obvious "cold, dead hands" joke.
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4 comments:

  1. jasdyeApril 6, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    well, if you're not going to...:

    Finally, we can pry off that long-awaited Heston rifle.

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  2. MicahApril 7, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    You should write for "Mad TV"! :)

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  3. jasdyeApril 7, 2008 at 8:06 PM

    i KNOW! i'm sooo original!

    and just like Mad, i'm way out of the loop. benny hill's still funny, though, right? maybe i can write for him.

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  4. Wooly RupertApril 12, 2008 at 4:20 AM

    Apparently Heston is greek for arse-hole.

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