A study recently published in the Journal of Family Psychology finds that women who marry uglier men have happier marriages than those that have physically attractive husbands. I guess "The King of Queens" isn't purely science fiction like I previously thought.
Apparently, this raises concerns when coupled with an older study that concluded if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife.
Well, Shania's single again.
the JFP study bodes well for me.
I seriously don't know how you are single. Is this just an elaborate tale for the sake of the funny?
spydrz - There's a shock (seriously). Guess I'll book a flight to Canada. Or Switzerland. Or New Zealand. Just where does she live nowadays?
jasdye - Pffff. You're already married (w/ a kid, I must add). Let yourself go, man!
mags - That's sweet of you to say. Several factors are at play that might make you understand my plight: my unrealistically high standards, a crippling social anxiety disorder, self-loathing, no game, a latter-period Elvis physique, a dearth of meeting opportunities, and a lack of disposable income. Given all of that, it's really no surprise.
i did. which is why the results from the study are good for me an my plans for domestic domination.
micah and maggie
sitting in a tree...
Put on those seersucker pants work it. With those babies you dont' need game.
jasdye - Gotcha. I misunderstood your "plans."
mags - That could work. I'll just have to arrange it so some $20 and $50 bills are teetering one the brink of falling out of my pockets. That would help.
jasdye - Also, [Dwight]quiet, you![/Dwight] :)
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