Monday, June 23, 2008
As far as t-shirt statements go, it's better than anything involving Che Guevara
Last week Jessica Simpson caught some heat from PETA for her "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt. Apparently, the shirt was a dig at former Tony Romo girlfriend and the animal-killing organization's two-time "Vegetarian of the Year" Carrie Underwood. Advantage: Simpson (on a couple of levels, depending on how you interpret the shirt).
Ladies, let's leave the militant vegetarians out of this. Clearly, there's only way to solve your dispute: nude Jell-O wrestling. That way everybody wins. Especially us.