A Delaware woman committed suicide by hanging herself on a tree, but it went unreported for hours because people thought she was a Halloween decoration.
Note to self: reassess the location of my December suicide where I dress up like Santa and slit my wrists with a candy cane.
I'm sorry, but I had to wait 45 seconds to post this because I was laughing my ass off.
ReplyDeleteThis story was tragic and hilarious. Hopefully, my death will be, as well.
ReplyDelete