It's finally here - Oscar Night (or as former Kid in the Hall Scott Thompson refers to it, "The Gay Superbowl"). It's time to find out what politically-charged films shunned by the general moviegoing public will take home the top honors. I predict that this will be the big winner:
Occasional MW commenter Shamrock and "friend"
To help you pass the time while you watch the red carpet arrivals, here are some goodies:
-a streaming video for one of my favorite singer-songwriter's cute lil' song "Gay Cowboy" (there was an mp3 of the song available at his site, but I can't find it now; let me know if you want it.)
-Actor and ghetto pass holder Michael Rapaport's hip-hop song "How To Rob An Actor" he made with the High & Mighty (Rapidshare link).
To answer everyone's question as to who I'm wearing, it's Adidas, Simple, and J.Crew.
Last year's chat was so much fun, it'll be hard to replicate. But we can try. So let the predictions, trash talk, and cattiness begin. We'll all be hetero in the morning.
Your gentleman caller wasn't wearing a cowboy hat, so...
ReplyDeleteGood idea on the word verification.
I'm heading to my aunt and uncle's now and then will be eating, so it'll be a while before I next chime in. But I'll be sure to catch up.
Yay! No comment verification. Good call, CB.
ReplyDeleteI'll be enjoying the DOG marathon on A&E since we all know what movie will be picked to win everything.
By the way, I'm pretty sure it's spelled "gigolo."
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gigolo
While we're waiting, there are multiple reruns of "24" on. I've developed a new drinking game based on that show. Every time the word "protocol" is used, drink.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Philthydelphia contingent!
ReplyDeleteLL Bean, Nordstrom Jeans, socks. Sammy "Black Lager."
ReplyDeleteWill the bus jump UP?
ReplyDeleteAs long as Kim Bauer's involved, count me in.
ReplyDeleteHey, bitches. I'm in.
ReplyDeleteKPMD, so nice to see your return. Don't be a stranger around here on March 6.
There's only one word to describe my emotions right now: giddy.
Think we'll hit 250 comments tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'm calling it: Steve Martin and Dave Lettermen will be the highlight.
ReplyDeleteMy prediction: Steve Martin wigs are the Next Big Thing
ReplyDeletelaw fairy - great to have you here.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the opening was great. Monologue...not so much.
But you have to admit, the thing about them actually voting for a winner -- that was pretty funny
ReplyDeletelaw fairy - WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!
ReplyDeleteCB - Or, as they say in South Park, "butt buddies".
Micah, I'm dazzling the crowd in my Hana Sport yoga pants and a tshirt hell tank top. I even showered!!
ReplyDeleteThese clips are getting me hot 'n' bothered.
ReplyDeleteBest. Cowboy montage. Ever.
ReplyDeleteThey haven't given out any awards yet?
ReplyDeleteNo blood for oil!
ReplyDeleteI want to brace y'all: I've heard that there will be two production numbers tonight. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteThe Da Vinci Code is in the can (I think). Lose the hair, Tom (unless you're doing reshoots). He looked like that at the Grammys, too.
ReplyDeleteProduction numbers? So glad I'm not tuning in.
ReplyDeleteCan Ben Stiller present every award? I just like the way he reads off the nominees
ReplyDeleteI think I'm one for two, but I have to double check
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm 1 for 3. I figured that the Academy may feel sorry for passing over Paul G. for the past few years. Guess not.
ReplyDeleteOK, better late than never (me)... I'm with the Law Fairy... best cowboy montage ever indeed. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm 2 for 3...
OK, could the Wallace and Gromit guys BE ANY NERDIER?????
ReplyDeleteer, 1 for 3. Not paying attention, but now I have my Oscar omelette ready for eatin'
ReplyDeleteI didn't wrongly claim the throne. You can thank Yahoo! for that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll be the bitchy one who says it...
ReplyDeleteI get that (shudder) a country song was nominated for best song, but this is still the Oscars, NOT the CMA. Dolly, wear a freakin' DRESS!
I forgot about my King Kong pick. Woo-hoo!
ReplyDeletepanthergirl - It's subtle British humour. Be glad they weren't in dresses running around to "Yakety Sax".
I don't care if she's 60, I still think I'd have sexual relations with Dolly.
yeah, 2 for 4 baby!
ReplyDeleteJon Stewart's hosting? Yet another reason I'm glad that there's a DOG marathon on.
ReplyDeleteI believe past years' Yahoo pools were weighted. This stupid EW one doesn't even have tie-breakers. I have a feeling that's going to make things difficult.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah: panthergirl, WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!
ReplyDeleteI heart Will Ferrell and Steve Carell
ReplyDeleteYeah, Will and Steve rule.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to see Oscar winner King Kong on Tuesday ($.50 day at the dollar theater). That's $.166666666666 of entertainment per hour.
I prefer Rachael as a brunette, but I'd still "do" her (as the kids say).
ReplyDeleteI'd do Rachel Weisz
ReplyDeleteMicah, I'm wearing VICTORIA'S SECRET, pajama collection.
ReplyDeleteAnd right now, along with KPMD, I'm also wearing "first place". ;)
What the hell? Nobody told me there was an awards show on tonight? Does this mean there's no "Desperate Housewives"?
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'm wearing a wifebeater & boxers ensemble by Hanes.
P.S. Go KPMD!
Very bold move by McDormand to not look attractive at all.
ReplyDeletelaw fairy - Me too!!!! Wow - former Crush looking all...bountiful (and preggers).
What, men can't enjoy the new Tab? Is it pH balanced or something.
THSE - Three words: Skinemax on Demand.
ReplyDeleteI hope when I'm whatever age Lauren Bacall is I look as good as her. She may be old, but DAMN is she classy. And could also use a teleprompter with bigger print.
ReplyDeleteOh boy.... Lauren Bacall is really struggling... shoot me before I get that old, ok?
ReplyDeleteWow I really like this gay detective montage...
ReplyDeletePRIVATE DICK INDEED
ReplyDeleteThen gay Havery Firestein movies.
ReplyDeleteThey should do all nominee spots like political commercials
ReplyDeleteThose were great... loved the Reese one.
ReplyDeleteWe'd call you "stupid wop dago".
ReplyDeleteAh, Kiera. If only one could put her beautiful head on a woman's body...
Dude, get a room.
ReplyDeleteI can hear Shamrock right now: "Damn Pengoons!"
Micah, you didn't see Brokeback?!
ReplyDeleteKPMD and Panther -- dammit, stop getting them all right!! I feel like I'm sooo close...
Mindy - WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't seen Brokeback. I'll catch it on cable...late night.
Hey, it's Samuel Jackson, star of the upcoming Snakes on a Plane (I wish I was kidding).
That MUSIC!!! OMG... could it be an louder???
ReplyDeleteMicah... seriously, you should see Brokeback in the theater. It is just gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY
ReplyDeleteWe get it. Watch movies in the theater. Okay, moving on...
I'll probably catch it when it gets to the dollar theater. That's not a slam on the movie (I REALLY want to see Narnia, but am waiting on that one, too).
ReplyDeleteMickey Rooney is still alive?!
Mmmmm...Salma.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or did the orchestra just hold out the first note of the Star Wars theme and then let us down?
ReplyDeleteMindy - Tonight is the night the stars come out to shine. Deal with it.
ReplyDeleteOnly us nerds, law fairy. Only us nerds...
ReplyDeleteDude, whatever. Nerds rule.
ReplyDeleteIs it over yet?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't anybody tell me that I left out Scott Thompson's name in the original post?
ReplyDeleteJerks.
Why wasn't the 40 Year Old Virgin nominated for Best Original Score? Pfffffft
ReplyDeleteOK, I am happy to have lost this one.... I loved the music for Brokeback.
ReplyDeleteDude, John Williams didn't win?? JOHN WILLIAMS DIDN'T WIN???
ReplyDeleteWTF?
Mindy: you're just jealous that Micah's been online chatting with hot babes all day
ReplyDelete...and my respect for Mindy is knocked down a peg or five.
ReplyDeleteHey, bitches: if you haven't seen Capote, hop to it. Great flick.
John Williams already has 30 (I think) Oscars already. Give one to the auslander.
CB - Don't make me post your pictures. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Napoleon was funny...some might say it was Dy-no-mite!
ReplyDeletegood point, CB -- I didn't even realize he composed for Geisha when I voted for Munich. Dammit!
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, 40 Year Old Virgin really should have been nominated for at least screenplay. The Academy's disrespect for comedies is terrible.
ReplyDeleteGO SEE MOVIES IN THEATERS
ReplyDelete(Jedi Mind Trick: patrons aren't rude, tickets and food aren't overpriced, floors aren't sticky, pre-movie advertisements don't last for 45 minutes, the general quality of movies hasn't been declining for years now...)
Dude, I hear she's in the new Playboy.
ReplyDeleteMicah, SERIOUSLY -- 40YOV was AWESOME. Where's the love for comedies? I've heard it's much harder to do comedy than drama, and I believe it.
ReplyDeleteKudos to Stewart for making fun of the mantage obsession
She's suing them about that Playboy thing -- fyi, she's not naked in the mag, lest you guys buy it to great disappointment
ReplyDeleteI have a subscription. I know. :(
ReplyDeleteIf Stewart had some balls, he would've made a joke about that. Chris Rock would have.
You're right. You shouldn't be.
ReplyDeleteI think the only Altman movie I've seen is The Player. And I don't even remember it.
Zzzzzzz...
ReplyDeleteI guess now is a good time for a quick catnap. Or a snack break.
YES! I picked Altman for the Honorary Oscar in the pool!
ReplyDeleteI own a copy of the book M*A*S*H*, if that counts.
You're at the Oscars, hippy. Wear a tie.
ReplyDeleteSigns wasn't bad. Now, The Village - that sucked.
ReplyDeleteThe Oscars are crunk!
ReplyDeleteThey slipped in a "shit" and a half-F-bomb.
ReplyDeleteYay Oscars!
I bet my mom would like this song
Awwwwww yeah, tied for first baby!!!
ReplyDeleteUh, what?
ReplyDeleteAnd with that Oscar, I pull into the second place tie.
Can Steven Colbert present next year? Seriously. He's cracking me up and I can't even see him.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner's love child is going to be one fine looking bastard.
ReplyDeleteMindy - Fun Fact: Spielberg's Munich grossed more than the other four Best Picture nominees combined.
ReplyDeleteI must say that Colbert's show has gotten tons better since it first aired. Classic stuff.
ReplyDeleteNow go out and buy the "Strangers With Candy" DVDs and see his true genius.
By round of applause, who is the most popular dead person?
ReplyDeleteI think it was "Buzz" Knudson.
ReplyDeleteOkay, people, fess up: who consulted EW when making their picks? (obviously not CB)
I thought Richard Pryor won
ReplyDeleteTAB Energy? Why didn't they just call it "Pink Bull"?
ReplyDeleteNot me. I relied on my knowledge of the "buzz," plucked up from sources all over. I don't think I even read EW. Ha!
ReplyDeleteUm. If I had time I would've seen all the movies... ?
If they don't add the Dunkin' Donuts guy to next year's montage, the Academy's lost all of its credibility.
ReplyDeletelaw fairy - You live in freakin' LA. You take all of this shit in by osmosis.
ReplyDeleteAh shit.... I hate sharing first place.
ReplyDeleteTrue, Micah
ReplyDeleteI've always dreamed of being in a 4-way with a bunch of hot chicks. Right now I am.
ReplyDeleteLet me savor this.
Yikes. Neck and neck and neck and neck
ReplyDeleteCD - All are welcome. Do I know you?
ReplyDeleteI meant tuning in, not turning in...I will NEVER turn into such a dorkfest, even after 3 years of law school. the c.d. name is for another blog, for those of you wondering who the heck this is.
ReplyDeleteknow me? and how ;)
ReplyDeleteStill not ringing a bell.
ReplyDeleteYES!!!! Hoffman rocked in that movie (even without a cowboy hat).
damn... this is gonna be a tough tie to break...
ReplyDeleteKPMD - Sounds like the beginning of a joke. Do they walk into a bar?
ReplyDeleteIs that Amanda Panda?
I've always been a late bloomer, but bloom I shall. who's cpt got-flames-for-the-rear. yes, i am drinking. Micah, you'll be happy to know you can be googled.
ReplyDeletemicah, if you don't know me by now...
ReplyDeleteso who's winning?
yes, so proud to have so lowered myself...but alas, when all my other friends have to wake up for their jobs tomorrow and so aren't on line...and I reiterate..I've been drinking
ReplyDeleteThere's a 4 way tie: me, KPMD, law fairy, and panthergirl.
ReplyDeleteA quick perusal makes it seem like it's going to come down to the screenplay awards to shake things up.
Isn't the correct term "tromboner"?
ReplyDeleteHee hee.
Shouldn't the guy named "Phister" have worked on Brokeback?
ReplyDeleteI may have lost my lead on this one...
hey, isn't there a "m" missing from kpmd's name...backfire (does that mean you have really bad gas) as first poster and therefore biggest loser, you are not entitled to such privileged info as my current entire...wow another flick I haven't heard of
ReplyDeleteI'd even "do" a white trash Charliz Theron.
ReplyDeleteIs there overtime for ties, or does that mean you have to buy more than one dvd from the $5.50 bin?
ReplyDeleteI'd "do" Reese, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to think of what a tie-breaker would be. Why couldn't Yahoo do the pool again this year? Why, God? WHY?
ReplyDeleteI'd do her too if only she'd shut up
ReplyDeleteThat's what I want to hear, Mindy. HIT THAT!
ReplyDeletebackfire, no one was doubting your willingness to do the brokeback dudes...i guess together you'd form a love union the speak it's name as brokebackfire
ReplyDeleteI happen to like Reese's accent. Of course, I have a thing for southern belles.
ReplyDeleteAnd latinas.
And strippers.
Etc.
Good night and good luck, KPMD.
ReplyDeleteGood luck and good night, Mindy.
ReplyDeletehmm...mindy and kpmd leaving together...HOT.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of blogger name is micah anyway...btw I have a recently single-again roommate in need of some lovin'
Especially when combined.
ReplyDeleteUma...not hot.
ReplyDeleteUm. Uma? Enough with the raccoon eyes, please
ReplyDeleteso, is there loserfest for the bigdance too? and do kpmd and mindy forfeit their interest if they don't stick it out for the entire night?
ReplyDeleteAnd then there were two. Me and KPMD.
ReplyDeleteAssuming everyone picked Brokeback for director and picture, that's it.
Yep.... I'm out of it now. :(
ReplyDeleteI don't think everyone has the fortitude to do this for March Madness.
ReplyDeleteOr by "big dance" did you mean CPAC?
apparently Micah needs to tell them what it's really like to be black
ReplyDeletemicah, you underestimate our patheticness...and alas CPAC was last month..maybe next year
ReplyDeletepanthergirl - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say your big mistake was picking "The Deat Of Kevin Carter: Casualty Of The Bang Bang Club". What the hell were you thinking?!
ReplyDeletebackasswardfire, shut your mouth
ReplyDeletebummer. So close...
ReplyDeleteUma. Ang. Ang. Uma.
ReplyDeletelaw fairy - It's because you picked "God Sleeps in Rwanda". WTF?
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that that was not actually english and i'm not that drunk
ReplyDeleteHe makes me want to be a better man.
ReplyDeletelol -- dammit!!
ReplyDeleteyeah, audience that was funny
ReplyDelete250 what
Wait -- what the!!
ReplyDeleteso what leftist agenda did crash promote?
ReplyDeleteI've actually seen the Best Picture...and thought it sucked.
ReplyDeletewas this a surfer movie?
ReplyDeleteI liked Crash but Brokeback was way better.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, race wins over gender...
sexist bastards...does this mean I can go back to my otherwise oh so exciting life?
ReplyDeleteMicah.... Bang Bang was a total guess.
ReplyDeleteThe ones I really lost it on were Squid and, of course, Brokeback for Best Movie.
Ah well.... it was good while it lasted (like all fucking NIGHT!) Thanks for the good time! ;)
much like any other day cpt
ReplyDeleteI say pudding wrestling to break the tie
I wouldn't say Crash sucked, but I thought it was pretty forgettable. Brokeback, on the other hand...stayed with me for days. I don't have a desire to see a lot of movies several times, but I can't wait to see that again. SO wonderful.
ReplyDeleteOK... congrats Micah and KPMD... PG, OUT!
apparently, once you go gay, you can't go back, eh PG
ReplyDeletey'all...you can't let me have the last word
ReplyDeleteCrash was just too heavy-handed.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone. This was a blast.
Wow...some of us had to go to work this morning. Glad to add to the longest post ever.
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