Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Today's question

A hypothetical scenario came up at work today: who would win in a fight between Forrest Gump and Sling Blade?

Sure, Gump is fast, but Sling Blade probably has greater Retard Strength.

Any thoughts?
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4 comments:

  1. spydrzJanuary 16, 2007 at 11:02 PM

    Ah lak me them french-fried pertaters.

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  2. MicahJanuary 18, 2007 at 7:20 PM

    We discovered that there's nothing more hilarious than inserting Sling Blade into other movies. Okay, nothing more hilarious until it wears thin after about an hour.

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  3. HasselbackFebruary 1, 2007 at 5:58 PM

    Oh please. Forrest might have that "love your fellow man" shit down pat, but that don't stack up to nothin' gainst the ol' sling-blade.

    Um-hmmm.

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  4. MicahFebruary 1, 2007 at 8:24 PM

    Yeah. And Forrest doesn't carry a mower blade.

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