Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Happy Independence Day!



As always, I turn to the Simpsons: "Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."

I have a tub of frozen margaritas in the freezer, so I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the fireworks.

4 comments:

  1. "I don't know which way it's going! I don't know which way it's going!"

    ReplyDelete
  2. Holy shit! I never realized this before, but apparently, though Lansing isn't much, it is the World Capital of Illegal Fireworks Smuggled Up From Indiana.

    Yay, Schnitzengiggle, Landfill, Gam-Gam, and Maerica!

    ReplyDelete
  3. spydrz - Luckily, my brother wasn't there last night and so he couldn't be in charge of the fireworks. That's best left for a State Trooper.

    dubin - Did you get any Screamn' Mimis? Classical Thunder? Whistle Tips? Purple Rain? Left Eye House Bombs? Rapper's Delights? Tubthumpers? Oooh-Ga-Shock-Uhs?

    Whatever you got, I hope it rocked you like a hurricane.

    ReplyDelete
  4. dubin,

    maybe per capita. but chicago's got you beat for sheer volume (and we're pretty loud here, too).

    i think police have finally stopped cracking down on illegal firework displays. they're just waiting for those silly kids to pop off all their fingers.

    ReplyDelete