Now, I'm normally not one to capitalize on a tragedy, but I think getting both Michelle Williams and Mary-Kate Olsen (as well as perrennial "high" scorer Lindsay Lohan) in my Fafarazzi draft are going to be my keys to victory in this league. Go, me!
well, if you win, you can thank the death of mr. ledger for that.
i just read an article that said heath's masseuse (the first person to see him after he died) got on the cellie with, like, none other than the mary-kaaate.
and they were like, 'omg, i can't believe he's not breeathing."
"yeah, fer sure. me neither."
"maybe i should poke him with a stick or like something." and so on.
well, if you win, you can thank the death of mr. ledger for that.
ReplyDeletei just read an article that said heath's masseuse (the first person to see him after he died) got on the cellie with, like, none other than the mary-kaaate.
and they were like, 'omg, i can't believe he's not breeathing."
"yeah, fer sure. me neither."
"maybe i should poke him with a stick or like something."
and so on.
If I'm ever in Heath's position, I hope whoever finds me calls Ashley first.
ReplyDeleteI have Heath in both of my Fafarazzi leagues!
ReplyDeleteQuite the coup, sure, but for the time being 1 Mary-Kate + 1 Michelle = 1 Heath.
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