A study recently published in the Journal of Family Psychology finds that women who marry uglier men have happier marriages than those that have physically attractive husbands. I guess "The King of Queens" isn't purely science fiction like I previously thought.
Apparently, this raises concerns when coupled with an older study that concluded if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife.
Well, Shania's single again.
ReplyDeletethe JFP study bodes well for me.
ReplyDeleteI seriously don't know how you are single. Is this just an elaborate tale for the sake of the funny?
ReplyDeletespydrz - There's a shock (seriously). Guess I'll book a flight to Canada. Or Switzerland. Or New Zealand. Just where does she live nowadays?
ReplyDeletejasdye - Pffff. You're already married (w/ a kid, I must add). Let yourself go, man!
mags - That's sweet of you to say. Several factors are at play that might make you understand my plight: my unrealistically high standards, a crippling social anxiety disorder, self-loathing, no game, a latter-period Elvis physique, a dearth of meeting opportunities, and a lack of disposable income. Given all of that, it's really no surprise.
micah,
ReplyDeletei did. which is why the results from the study are good for me an my plans for domestic domination.
micah and maggie
ReplyDeletesitting in a tree...
Put on those seersucker pants work it. With those babies you dont' need game.
ReplyDeletejasdye - Gotcha. I misunderstood your "plans."
ReplyDeletemags - That could work. I'll just have to arrange it so some $20 and $50 bills are teetering one the brink of falling out of my pockets. That would help.
jasdye - Also, [Dwight]quiet, you![/Dwight] :)
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