Monday, June 23, 2008

As far as t-shirt statements go, it's better than anything involving Che Guevara



Last week Jessica Simpson caught some heat from PETA for her "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt. Apparently, the shirt was a dig at former Tony Romo girlfriend and the animal-killing organization's two-time "Vegetarian of the Year" Carrie Underwood. Advantage: Simpson (on a couple of levels, depending on how you interpret the shirt).

Ladies, let's leave the militant vegetarians out of this. Clearly, there's only way to solve your dispute: nude Jell-O wrestling. That way everybody wins. Especially us.
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6 comments:

  1. spydrzJune 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM

    I still don't understand how a country girl from a farm in rural Oklahoma is a vegetarian. She even sings about the Sonic in her hometown...last I checked, they sell lots of good meat-containing products.

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  2. MicahJune 23, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    Do you think she still lives in rural Oklahoma? Spheres of influence, dude...

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  3. spydrzJune 23, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    She's been a veggie since childhood.

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  4. MicahJune 23, 2008 at 6:47 PM

    I didn't know that. Not sure what's wrong with her, then.

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  5. AnonymousJune 24, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    what the media failed to realise is that jessica's shirt refers to Tony's meat.

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  6. MicahJune 27, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    Or mine.

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