Monday, May 27, 2013

Too big to fail


















"You know what I discovered? I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun. Very monastic." - Cosmo Kramer

Well, bikini season is here and if I ever want to cozy up to a woman that can really fill one out, changes need to be made. (Oh yeah, there's also the health and fitting-into-my-clothes things, too.) So henceforth I'm going to be tracking my daily caloric intake and step up my exercise regimen.

I already religiously log the music I listen to, places I go to, books, shows, and movies I consume, and video games that I play. What's one more app to put on my phone? (Two, actually. I'm using both Lose It! and MyFitnessPal, at least for the time being.) If you want to be "friends" with me on them, give me a holler.

The gym will no longer be a "go whenever I happen to feel like it" place. BEEFCAKE!

And if you see me out and about and I'm ordering my third entree, don't refrain from giving me shit. Let's do this.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Office chatter

















Over five and a half years later*, this is still the first shirt worn in my gym clothes rotation. Fare thee well, denizens of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. Dinkin' flicka.

*It was amazing how quickly these showed up on ebay after “Fun Run” aired.