I find tinsel distracting.

Wishing you and yours a very happy Festivus. I know I say this every year, but I'd love to throw a Festivus party. Maybe next year...

"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way..."

Well, another Festivus has arrived and I still haven't thrown a party. Maybe next year. That gives me 365 days to buy a pole.

Happy Festivus! It ain't over until you pin me.

Happy Festivus!

I've wanted to throw a Festivus party for quite some time now. Maybe next year. I'll likely have even more problems with you people by then.

Note: Picture originally taken by this guy.

It's a Festivus miracle!

Happy Festivus!

I got a lot of problems with you people

Happy Festivus!

Festivus is not over until you pin me

Well, it's the 23rd...Happy Festivus!



I'm in Richmond now, chillin' with the fam. Spydrz and I just got back from bar hopping. We were going to see Mary Prankster at Poe's Pub, but were too late (c'mon, I've seen a million concerts and NONE of them started promptly at 9). We did get there in time to talk to her, though. Being the fanboy that I am, I got a picture with her. Maybe she'll be my crush next week. You never know...

So I leave C-Bus yesterday and today they get dumped with at least half a foot of snow. Today in Richmond it was sunny and 61 - so glad that I brought my pea coat. My streak of green Christmases continues.

Well, all this talking has made me light-headed. I think I better lie down.* Merry Christmas!



*five points if you can get that reference.