Thursday, March 15, 2007

Beware the hot new accessory: babies



As I do with most problems plaguing young women today, I blame Britney. At least all of the discarded teacup chihuahuas will have company in a couple of years.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! Check the backstage video around 3:30 in. I half expected her to say, "Oh yeah? I roam with 12 gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! Whatever! I'll do what I want!"

7 comments:

jasdye said...

i'm not watching the White-Trash TV moment there (just in case Maury is run by Viacom. wouldn't wanna get sued by Redstone for another $1 billion.), but i keep thinking of that phrase up there. 'cause it's a scary, scary thing. so many of my kids seem to look at their children as being merely accessories. badges of honor.

it's only funny 'cuz it's true.

spydrz said...

I thought you didn't like Maury?

simply reg said...

Kids are stupid. I'm going to laugh my arse off when the Chinese and the Russians take over the world.

spydrz said...

I suppose asking the whereabouts of her daddy would just get me in trouble.

Micah said...

jasdye - Yeah, it's sad. My brother (a fellow teacher) pretty much agrees with your statement.

spydrz - It's not that I don't like him, but I find it odd (and sad) that 4 episodes a week are devoted to paternity tests.

simply reg - It won't be long. Luckily, for our amusement we have televised chronicles of the decline of Western civilization.

Kate The Great said...

omg- I had to watch that girl's rant, like, three times.

Sad, sad state of affairs... but it's great television.

I guess that's the tv producer in me...

Micah said...

Do I smell a new guest for your program?