Happy Groundhog Day!
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you.
First D.J.: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up
straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to
your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!" Oh yeah — "Don't drive
on the railroad tracks!"
"I think he's gonna swerve first."
am i right or am i right?
He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
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