While the public's love affair with Watchmen is fading - big time* - I'm still pretty geeked out over the film. So much so that I've decided to become a superhero, with a little help from the Hero Factory.
Once I created my superhero, the site dubbed me "The Talented Karate Ninja," but that's just silly. I see my hero being something more along the lines of "The Platonic Friend." What are my super powers? Behold:
- Cloak of Non-Threatening (affects women AND their boyfriends)
- Mad Listening Skillz
- Super Respectfulness
- Keen Mixtape Prowess
- Infinite Sweetness
- Extreme Misplaced Feelings
- Dark Brooding (out of public eye)
*For you nerds who haven't seen it yet, please heed übergeek Patton Oswalt's words.
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