She has all the qualities I'm looking for in a woman:(1) She runs on a treadmill.(2) She falls comically off a treadmill.
3) She has an intense appreciation for clean-shaven men.
Number 3 isn't going to work, because I only shave every other day.
Then she ain't going to be falling off of any treadmills for you.
Well, maybe I can get her to fall off one of those giant ab exercise balls.You know, rumor has it the treadmill girl is also the girl from the jeans commercial who's lying on the couch watching TV while her boyfriend runs outside to tackle the guy stealing his jeans off the clothesline. I think I'll make that the basis of my PhD research.
phew, and here I thought I was cheating on jeans girl with treadmill girl....that's a load off. HA-WINK
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