Sunday, April 06, 2008

Requiem for an advocate against damn dirty apes

R.I.P. Charlton Heston, 1924-2008.

Somehow, it's fitting that you're chilling with Moses, Jesus, et al. right now. I'm sure Michael Moore is tap dancing on your grave as I type.

Kudos to me for avoiding an obvious "cold, dead hands" joke.


jasdye said...

well, if you're not going to...:

Finally, we can pry off that long-awaited Heston rifle.

Micah said...

You should write for "Mad TV"! :)

jasdye said...

i KNOW! i'm sooo original!

and just like Mad, i'm way out of the loop. benny hill's still funny, though, right? maybe i can write for him.

Wooly Rupert said...

Apparently Heston is greek for arse-hole.