With Roger Ebert still recovering from surgery, "Ebert & Roeper" will be turning to guest hosts to temporarily fill the guy's seat. First up is Jay Leno, then Kevin Smith (!) will take a turn. Show producers, I implore you, give Jon Lovitz a call.
Check out a video from the good ol' days, when Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel talk smack to each other. And then watch them make Protestant jokes.