Saturday, July 21, 2007

Crush of the Week: Elisha Cuthbert

This week's Crush is actress Elisha Cuthbert, probably best known as the Kim-possibly dim daughter of Jack Bauer.


Looking for a cougar?


I figured that after the critical and popular beatdown (7%!) her latest movie recieved last week she could use some positivity.

6 comments:

spydrz said...

Lish is definitely a Dish.

simply reg said...

nice choice.

she's hotter than scarlett too.

CW said...

"simply reg" - you know how i know youre gay? "she's hotter than scarlett". let me state that no woman alive, other than my wife and possibly shakira, is hotter than miss johansson.

watched "the island" the other night. movie was OK, but i was just a puddle every second of her screen time. which was most of the movie.

simply reg said...

Cdub - That line would've been funny/clever if it weren't two years old and completely run into the ground. Anyhow, I'm sorry you've got low standards, but SJ ain't all that and neither is Shakira (your wife doesn't count, because as a married man you're obligated/programmed to mention her.) SJ and S both rank as quality goods, no doubt, but not the end all be all that so many SJ zealots like yourself would have us believe.

You could pick hot broads off the street in any major/global metropolis and (given the same stylists, make-up and photoshoppery) they'd blow SJ out of the water.

CW said...

see, thats where youre wrong. i definitely see your point... i could walk into any mall in america and find a chick with maybe the same perfect eyes/lips/cheeks or whatever as scarlett. definitely. but you throw in that smoky, world-weary but sultry VOICE that SJ has...and THAT, in combination with the rest, is what make her so damn perfect.

maybe i'm just a sucker for the aural, but its that voice that just kills me.

one day you'll see the light. i'll pray for you, my brotha.

simply reg said...

I was prepared to rip your whole "sexy voice" thing to shreds and denounce you as a spy in the House of Dudes, but then I recalled the words of Alan Thicke;

Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you
may not be right for some...


If more men would just adhere to your concept of perfect and hotness, then it would mean that there will be fewer guys for me to compete with for chicks that are actually perfect and really hot.