No, get your mind out of the gutter. Tonight I got my mom's computer all set with DSL, so that means I now have a regular internet connection. No more frustration from piggybacking off of neighbors' unreliable wifi signals. No more periodic trips to the coffee shop or Panera to get online.
Tomorrow's project is to install my wireless router so that I can connect on my laptop (and keep this computer porn-free).
*Alternate post title: "Giving Angelina Jolie a run for her money"