Friday, September 01, 2006

Where can I buy a top hat and monocle?

Tonight I will become a multimillionaire. Yes, I bought a lottery ticket, which is virtually guaranteed to win me the $83 million prize. But I won't forget you - the common people. If, nay when I win the top prize, I will give each of my loyal MW readers $5.


Kate said...

So I take it you didn't win. I guess that's good. With your top hat and monocle, I'm sure lots of people would have to resist urges to start calling you Mr. Peanut. I kn0ow I would!

Micah said...

I was not victorious, but there's always this week: $114 million. If I had that kinda scratch, I could care less if people called me Mr. Peanut.