Monday, April 02, 2007

And another thing...

More co-worker downtime ponderings:

On what basis does Garfield have to hate Mondays? He doesn't work or have any other non-cat obligations.

And why does Jon put up with his shit? Odie...I can understand. That dog's mentally retarded and doesn't know any better than to take Garfield's abuse. But Jon could easily put the cat down.

It just doesn't make sense.

Don't get me started on Andy Capp.

11 comments:

spydrz said...

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Micah said...

What is the deal with airline food?

spydrz said...

Who is shaving on an airplane?

Micah said...

And what is the deal with homework. You're not working on your home. (*booooooooooo*)

jasdye said...

and what's the deal with ovaltine? if it's round, why do they call it ovaltine?

wait for it...

wait for it...

andy's got some messy domestic abuse issues goin' on, don't he?

Micah said...

He sure does, love. Not to mention his shilling for those hot fries, among other varieties.

joseph said...

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jasdye said...

micah,

at least five euros? not rubles? that sounds too good to pass up.

maybe after you finish that transaction, you can find out how much your soul is worth.

Micah said...

joseph - ???

jasdye - I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It's a Micah sales event! Everything about me must go!

jasdye said...

hmmmm...

what could i do with an extra conscience?

wait, i'm already married. forget it buddy, the deal's off!

Micah said...

It makes the perfect baby shower gift.