Thursday, October 26, 2006

Since it's the season and all...

How about a very polite vampire*?

Someone should tell her that vampires have recently been proven to be mathematically impossible.

*I think she's been drinking.


jasdye said...

mathematically impossible? that's crazy-talk!

what these profs fail to comprehend is that these vampires run blood banks and - with their financial resources - can afford to make synthetic blood.

and if that doesn't work, they can always harvest humans.

Anonymous said...

In lieu of a functional college football thread, I'll start it off with this:

On the banks of the Red Cedar,
There's a school that's known to all;
Its specialty is winning,
And those Spartans play good ball;
Spartan teams are never beaten,
All through the game they'll fight;
Fight for the only colors:
Green and White.

Go right through for MSU,
Watch the points keep growing,
Spartan teams are bound to win,
They're fighting with a vim.
Rah! Rah! Rah!
See their team is weakening,
We're going to win this game,
Fight! Fight! Rah! Team, Fight!
Victory for MSU!'s all we have left...

spydrz said...

Michigan State has a fight song?

Anonymous said...

Yes. See above. Unfortunately, not much of it actually applies to the football team right now, after an embarrassing lop-sided loss to football powerhouse Indiana.

Anonymous said...


Micah said...

jasdye - Your ideas are intriguing and I'd like so subscribe to your newsletter.

dubin - Seriously, are you seeing any vim?

I much prefer "Hail to thee/hail to thee/hail to read and blue..."

THSE - Sorry. Went to the highland games today and I'm beat. But I'll try to cook something up.

Anonymous said...

If "vim" is "complete and utter ineptitude", then yes, I see plenty of vim.

Micah said...

Hail to the Spartans.

jasdye said...


there's a few instructional films out there that my cohorts and i put together.

_Underworld_ and _Underworld II_

and our greatest accomplish, a trifecta that we simply call, _Blade_.


you thrash the Big Ten in basketball. what more do y'all need?

Anonymous said...

I think the big fear around here is that, without Maurice Ager (Dallas Mavericks) and Shannon Brown (Cleveland Cavaliers), we won't even be that good in basketball this year--which of course means no excuse to riot. Sure, there's always hockey, but let's face it, it's not the same.

jasdye said...

but you've got something, say, the fighting illini do not - a legacy.

and, therefore, a fighting chance.

Anonymous said...

True: Program history goes a long way in college sports, in terms of recruiting.

UPDATE: As of 1pm E.S.T. yesterday, [insert Nixon voice], they won't have John L. Smith to kick around anymore.