Tuesday, May 06, 2008

She's off the market.



Scarlett Johansson is engaged. I guess if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it's Ryan Reynolds. He seems pretty cool.

(Yes, this is yet another thinly-veiled excuse to post a picture of her.)

10 comments:

spydrz said...

Meh. It's Hollywood. Anything can happen.

srah said...

Let's join forces to break them up!

Micah said...

spydrz - That's true. Hollywood: where milk lasts longer than the sacred bonds of marriage.

srah - An alliance? I'm in. We'll have to plan a strategy. You're not above using your feminine wiles, are you? I think seduction is the key.

srah said...

Feminine wiles were how I was going to get Ryan Reynolds anyway, Scarlett or no Scarlett.

The question is, are you above using yours?

I wonder if Scarlett likes seersucker...

Micah said...

Well, I planned on luring her away with several cartons of Lucky Strikes and an "Obama 2008" poster, but I like your idea better.

She has to like seersucker. I mean, c'mon: her name is SCARLETT.

srah said...

Start growing that Rhett Butler moustache! Also, get a hat like his.

Please?

Micah said...

Done and done. I already gave away my silver cigarette case to the war effort.

SBN1 said...

better plan; drop all that lame sh!t and become a famous actor or musician.

remember, "access = opportunity"

in the event that you cannot achieve the aforementioned fame, become an entertainment lawyer or some hollywood business type. not as quite as good, but the odds are still going to be exponentially better than they are now.

jasdye said...

sorry, man.

ryan reynolds? seriously? is it the family money - the promise of a lifetime supply of free smokes? or wrap? i just don't see the chemistry at all. i mean, she likes tom waits.

Micah said...

SBN1 - Wait, you mean that declaring my intentions from my blog will not get her attention? World: shattered.

jasdye - Methinks you have him confused with the aluminum barron. This was the dude from "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place." Man, I loved that show.

The song I heard from her album of Tom Waits covers...not impressed. I understand the Nico comparisons and I HATE Nico.