Memmer: pretty cut and paste your type of girls
Micah: how so?
Memmer: glasses for starters, then there's the slight quirkiness, they are cute, but not super hot, they act smart, shall I go on?
Micah: yeah, that's pretty much it
Memmer: not your typical pinup, but some day maybe if they're lucky you'll encounter them in a dark alleyway and they'll be all yours!
Micah: you betcha. glad i'm so easy to peg
Memmer: You like a girl who takes "You look like Lisa Loeb" as a compliment.
Micah: but i also like strippers
Memmer: true, there is that whole thing. Maryann or the actress (whose name I'm forgetting)
Micah: ginger, duh
There's nothing wrong with Lisa Loeb.
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Hey Micah...am I cracking up? I thought I came by a little while ago and there was a big long meme...all of the "5 things" ... Did I click on a link someplace that took me to an old post? Or did you post and delete? I didn't get to finish reading it!!
And there's nothing wrong with Lisa Loeb. SHE is cute. Not like that bubble-boob below.
Either you're tripping or you have this confused with one of the estimated 10,000 other blogs out there. I did change the title of this post about 2 minutes after it was published, but the length and content remained the same.
Again with the Heaton-bashing? Everybody loves her, in addition to Raymond.
I second Memmer on this one. She's a wise and observant woman. Lisa Loeb is OK. I personally dig Tina Fey, but perhaps that's cuz after Mo Rocca, she is the celebrity I most resemble. What you need is a funny, intelligent, ironic stripper who wears funky glasses has huge "bubble-boobs" like Patricia Heaton. That should be easy to find...kind of like the yeti.
Now, I'm scared. Giving you ideas for your blog was one thing, but now everything I say is fair game! But, I must let your readers know - I was doped up on nyquil when I forgot Ginger's name.
But, I still find Micah's polar opposite taste in women something of a conundrum. If Jenna Jameson would just don glasses, star in some independent film and start her own cooking show, or Kennedy could get that boob job and star in "Deep Throat II".
Echo...echo...echo.
KPMD - Well, during our little jaunt in Sin City for your lower half's bachelor party, I fell in lust with a stripper with glasses and huge "bubble boobs." It was kind of odd that her "name" was Tina (Shamrock's mom's name, for the uninitiated).
MotL - Nothing is sacred. At least I didn't disclose your first name. And I'll gladly take either of the options that you listed, though, technically all of Jenna's "films" are indies.
Um, sorry about the triple post, having some blog speed trouble.
and, since I never got the chance to weigh in on the whole Ms. Heaton thing I would like to stand up for a choice I helped Micah make. Ms. Heaton has done what she had to to make in a young woman's business. I personally admire for being truthfull about what she has done and I think she is a stunning woman.
Hey, I have nothing against plastic surgery. I'm already saving for a boob-bob and tummy tuck after I pop out a couple of kids. If I look half as good as Heaton when I'm her age, I'll do a plasticky dance of joy.
And I'll be sitting on the couch, watching you jiggle while you do your dance.
Dude--that's 2 nights in a row you've referenced a stripper and one of our mom's in the same post. Whassup with dat?
Anyway, I tend to believe that average Joes (no pun intended) like us are attracted to the Tina Feys of the world because they seem more attainable to we schulbs. Jennifer Aniston wouldn't give me the time of day. I'd like to think Tina Fey just might.
Maybe there's some weird fetish buried deep within my brain.
And I think you've hit the nail on the head with your assessment. There's a reason that the dating world has "leagues."
I doubt I could EVER get you mixed up with anyone...so I must have been tripping. Gotta cut that out.
Always know your dealer and never take more than you can handle. :)
Who was Velma from the live action Scooby-Doo? She was cute.
Her name is Linda Cardellini. If you check her pix out at
IMDB. She is tre hot in real life, not velma-ish at all. I feel rather cheated.
Personally, I thought she was hotter than SMG in that movie.
I'm with Micah on this one.
Not that she wasn't hot in the movie. But, she's all skinny, high-maintenance girl hot in real life. Not smart, glasses wearing, saucy hot.
And, therefore, not my type.
SMG was hot in the third season of BtVS.
MotL wanted me to tell you that SMG was "cutest in season 6." I've never watched the show, so I don't know.
velma...interesting. so i take it strippers with glasses on would be a perfect mesh?
blah - Exactly!
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