Saturday, March 12, 2005

The best thing about "Man of the House" tanking...

...I no longer have to see commercials that have Tommy Lee Jones saying, "This is my happy faaaaaace." TLJ, just because you have an Oscar, doesn't mean you have to follow Cuba Gooding Jr.'s lead by making shitty movies.

Personally, I think moviegoers are staying away because they are confused and think this is a rerelease of the horrid 1995 Chevy Chase/Jonathan Taylor Thomas flick.

5 comments:

spydrz said...

C'mon. You know you want to see it.

Micah said...

Well, James Lipton thinks that Meg Ryan is a great actress, nay, thespian. He'll cream his pants for even the worst actor as long as he/she does the "Actor Studio" show. So, yes, I wouldn't be surprised to see Vin on there. His parents Mr. and Mrs. Diesel will be proud.

Did you catch the clip of his upcoming movie where he plays a mobster on trial representing himself...with hair? *groan* And then he'll play Hannibal. Uh, okay. At least he had the sense not to do the "xXx" sequel.

Micah said...

"Troy" sucked. Didn't see "Alexander" - almost went to it when it was at the dollar theater, but changed my mind. Maybe there'll be a decent period epic sometime in the future a la "Gladiator" (the 1992 Cuba Gooding Jr. boxing flick, that is).

I found Jay Leno's performance in "Collision Course" to be scrumtrulescent.

Micah said...

I seriously doubt that the world is ready for a movie with that kind of star wattage.

Micah said...

Abe Vigoda's been dead since The Godfather. The holographic video of him that was used in "Barney Miller" and subsequent appearances was created on the same Hollywood soundstage where the moon landing was faked. The Bush administration perpetuates the lie to keep the masses sated so that it can continue its clandestine land war in Newfoundland. At least, that's what Michael Moore says.