Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Translate it like it's hot

By now you've probably heard of Gizoogle, but I'll do a little write up about it anyways. Input a website or keywords and it'll translate them for you. Word.

It was kinda funny when I sent my blog through there. Here's how my blurb about The Count of Monte Cristo from my previous post turned out:

I bought this unabridged 1,462 page edition a year or two ago, but found tha cracka size of it a bit daunt'n n shit. But everyth'n I've heard `bout it sez it's off tha hook n I enjoy a good revenge tizzle n we out.

It's like my blog has spinners on it. Fo' real.


spydrz said...

That sounds like a line from the second worst movie ever. "Malibu's Most Wanted."

KPMD said...

Fo shizzo, mah man n shit! Thats tha coolest thing since tha jive translator . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your muthaf#%*n' dome! I have no idea wizzy any of this means!

Micah said...

spydrz - Never seen it.

KPMD - Awww, you're so cute when you try to be gangsta.

KPMD said...

Does this look familiar to anyone?

Im spida biznorn n brotha bred
And when I die Ill be wanna be gangsta dead,
So, rizzy ray fo` Richmond, Richmond,
Ray, ray fo` Richmond, Richmond
Ray, ray fo` Richmond,
Ray, ray, ray!

The Rappa is all out today
And wit this game theyre gonna wizzle away,
So, ray, ray fo` Richmond, Richmond,
Ray, ray fo` Richmond, Richmond,
Ray, ray fo` Richmond,
Ray, rizzle ray upside yo head!

Micah said...

Nice. I just realized how ghetto fabulous Richmond really is: we have both Blood and Crip colors.

spydrz said...

M, I can tell you that avoiding that aforementioned movie is a good thing. Besides, "Caddyshack" is on HBO inDemand this month. So there's plenty other things to watch.

Kristen said...

I'm apparently marrying a man named "Jizzy," "Jizhon" or "Jizzle."

And I work at "The Rappa Mothafucka," or "The Otha Shot Calla."

Micah said...

Now that you have knowledge of your fiance's true name, I hope that you haven't already printed up the wedding invitations.

Kristen said...

Since we have I guess I'm still being Mrs. Jizzle.

Especially since we've already booked a band to play our song, "The Bizzy Is Yet Ta Come." (Lyric sample: "Out tha tree of life I jizzle picked me a plizzum."

Micah said...

If Sinatra were still alive, he'd whup your ass for Gizoogling his song. He'd be very old, but he'd still do it. You don't mess with Frank.

JB said...

That Gizoogle thing is funny! Found you on blog clicker...


Micah said...

Thanks for stopping by!