Taking a break from March Madness, I watched the made-for-TV movie Spring Break Shark Attack last night.
Why was there a spring break shark attack? From what I gathered, a man chummed the waters along a beach to attract sharks and, therefore, drive the partying kids to his financially troubled bar at a nearby rival beach. The movie had everything: lots of sharks, hot chicks, a trite rich girl-blue collar guy romance, the dude from the 3rd season of 24, and a roofies subplot.
Although I only caught 3/4 of this fine piece of cinema, I can say without hyperbole or sarcasm that this is the greatest movie in the history of film. Okay, there is a bunch of hyperbole in that statement. And it's chock full of sarcasm. But I will say this: Spring Break Shark Attack is a great movie title.