Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Her status has been upped to "Trailer Park Trash Mama"


Classy!

Britney Spears has announced that she is knocked up. It is unclear as to whether Kevin is the baby-daddy.

Why am I picturing a shirtless, shoeless kid with a permanent Kool-Aid stain around its mouth...years from now?

I CANNOT WAIT until they pick a name. You just know that it will be ten times nuttier than "Apple."

12 comments:

kieran said...

While I don't consider myself a vengeful and bitter man, I get the impression this is her just reward for polluting my ears for so long.

Kate said...

I btcha Christina will be soon to follow!

Micah said...

kieran - You could be right. But it's going to be even worse when she "writes" songs about her baby. I'm dreading that.

kate - That's X-Tina, if you're nasty! Are they still rivals? I stopped following that after discovering Hilary Duff.

panthergirl said...

Can't wait to see those lovely pregger pics of her, with a cigarette hanging from her lip. She's such a class act, isn't she?

KPMD said...

TODAY, Britney has gotten just this much closer to porn. And for that we can all be glad. On so many, many levels.

Micah said...

panthergirl - She went from cute jailbait in a catholic schoolgirl uniform to trailer trash going to a public restroom barefoot overnight, it seems.

You can take the girl out of Louisiana... (no offense, Captain Backfire)

KPMD - I wonder when the "Britney 'n' Kev Make a Baby" sex tape gets released?

Kate The Great said...

Oh Micah, you have to check out the post on Go Fug Yourself

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/04/letter_of_fug_y.html

Ruben said...

This is a little disturbing. The poor kid will never live down that mom is a skank and that dad is a gold digger.

panthergirl said...

Micah, I'm afraid she started OUT as trailer trash...she had just cleaned up nicely for awhile. You can take the girl out of the double-wide...

Micah said...

KtG - I saw that on this message board that I frequent. The scary thing is, that's how she talks!

Ruben - I agree. The kid's doomed.

panthergirl - You're probably right. She just seemed like she had potential to be a regular ol' skank at 16, rather than one of the trailer park variety.

Anne said...

Oh geez. I hadn't even thought about what she'll name the poor kid. If it's a boy, my bet is Billy Joe Jim Bob.

Jeni said...

I heard a long time ago that if she had a girl the name would be Aurora, because Sleeping Beauty is her favorite movie.