Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Great Google-ly moogly!

One great thing about having the Site Meter is that I can check and see how people stumble upon my modest blog. I especially like seeing the Google and Yahoo searches that bring people here. Plenty (literally tens of people) have come here looking for Kathy Griffin Christmas poem or Quaker rice cake woman. Earlier today I had someone looking for penguin Connecticut Restoration Hardware. But I have two favorites:

beard hockey players pics - A weird fetish, perhaps, but who am I to judge? What brought that particular person here was a comment by blogging-buddy Kate, who was putting together a connection between my not shaving during exam time and hockey players doing the same when they reach the playoffs.

huge sweatermeat - This one's just classic. I've long been a "smut enthusiast," but now I've apparently attained "smut peddler" status (via Blogger). How refreshing! That search term was actually used by Kate the Great when she made a comment about Dolly Parton's, uh, talent(s).

Enjoy Micah World: your one-stop place to find pictures of bearded hockey players with huge sweatermeat.

21 comments:

spydrz said...

My SiteMeter doesn't show any google searches!

Micah said...

None at all? Just look at recent visitors "by referral." I think you may need the javascript version of SiteMeter for this feature.

spydrz said...

Nope they're all "unknown."

KPMD said...

I found this site when I googled, "bust off on their glasses", what a disappointment that was...

Micah said...

Well, if you want I can personally bust off on your glasses. Just mail them to me.

spydrz said...

Google search for KPMD's blog would involve furry four legged creatures... :)

KPMD said...

Hey Micah,

Shamrock wanted me to ask if you've been contacted by any buxom British floozies in regards to his flat-renting abilities. He says if you saw these ladies, you would most certainly want to "bust off on their glasses" while admiring their "sweatermeat"

Micah said...

Well, you know me and my love of sweatermeat, no matter how much synthetic growth hormones that have been pumped into 'em.

I already sent your beloved an e-mail detailing my (lack of) contact with the lady today. The landline wasn't able to dial out internationally (or, more likely, I got the number wrong). Neither would my cell, but I went ahead and subscribed to the international calling plan - but it won't take effect for 3 business days. So, I'm desperately waiting by the phone for this charming woman to call back.

KPMD said...

Shamrock says "no worries", but wonders why your not trusted enough to dial internationally on the land line. Perhaps a yen for international sex chat?

Micah said...

I like the way Canadian chicks say "aboot." What can I say?

Captain Backfire said...

Okay, I'm going to do my part to boost your traffic, Micah. Without further ado:

Star Wars Episode III Script
Missing 18 1/2 minute Watergate Tape
Natalie Portman Deleted Sex Scene
Simpsons Episode Downloads
Lost Beatles Basement Recordings

It's not nearly as fun as "beard hockey player pics", but it'll make you the most visited house on this quiet, desolate block of the blogosphere.

Micah said...

Thanks, 16:9. That's sure to help. Now I've got every nerd, tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist, pervert, and music geek covered by those five simple phrases.

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spydrz said...

What's that about Natalie Portman?

Anonymous said...

I got a lot of readers coming from google. a few came to my blog after searching for 'sex. geee..I dun even serve porn.

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Kate The Great said...

Oh, how I love how I've contributed to your demise, er, popularity.

Seriously, how does one "bust off" on one's glasses.

Don't answer that.

Kate said...

Awwww...you called me your blogging-buddy. I feel all warm and special now. :)

Micah said...

KTG - you probably don't want to know what that means. I'd hate to contribute to your delinquency.

Kate - that's what I'm here for, bud.

Kate The Great said...

Oh Micah. This whole demure thing I've got going on is such an act. Bring it on ;)

Micah said...

Okay, but let it be known that you gave your consent.

Gareth said...

I've had searchers arrive at my Blog via the term

"Rhino feces"

Why anyone would search that I don't know, but as always, I'm happy for the hit....