Friday, January 28, 2005

This is kind of like studying for the bar, right?

Yet another short online quiz, only this one is law themed. That's gotta count for something.





take the WHAT INTENTIONAL TORT ARE YOU test.



Credit due: a discontent malcontent

12 comments:

spydrz said...

I am a cheese torte.

KPMD said...

I agree wholeheartedly with spyderz self-assessment. According to the quiz:

"I am false-imprisonment. I am the intention to confine a person within boundaries fixed by the tortfeasor, when these intentions do result in the confinement, and the confined is conscious of it or harmed by it. I'm passive-aggressive."

I'm sure Shamrock would agree with the "fixed boundaries and harm to the confined". But, come on. Me? Passive-aggressive? You don't think I'm passive-aggressive, do you? Sure you do -- that's just like you. Thanks, thanks a lot...

Micah said...

Ah, go back to your bourbon and pills. Apparently, Shamrock had to cross the Atlantic Ocean to escape your confining presence.

KPMD said...

Watch it, bub. I could very quickly go from false imprisonment to assault and/or battery. BTW, this counts as bar studying just about as much as watching ER helped me on the USMLE.

Micah said...

And then I would defame your ass. I accept the notion that this quiz was a lame attempt to study, but you can't say that days, nay months, that I've put into watching "Law & Order" doesn't help.

spydrz said...

You can save time on all those Law&Order shows because you only need to watch half, right?

Micah said...

Actually, many is the time that I just tune into the latter half.

Captain Backfire said...

I say with a slight degree of pride that I am Assault.

Apparently I cause apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact.

I'm all about inducing apprehension, but is contact with me really all that offensive?

Micah said...

I don't know about contact, but the smell you give off isn't too hot.

The Law Fairy said...

I'm the intentional infliction of emotional distress.

"I am a bully in the style of a popular 6th grade girl."

No fair. I was totally unpopular in 6th grade. No one told me I had that kind of power.

Sean said...

Hi, passing thru via blogazoo, nice site, bye bye

Micah said...

Law Fairy - The question begs: will you use your newfound power for good or evil?

Seth - Thanks for stopping by!