Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Which explains my proclivity towards candles, Morrissey, and gay anal sex

My brother (of course) e-mailed this to me: mitch, it turns out youre gay, even if you dont know it yet...

Men with older brothers more likely to be gay

Thanks, bro. I still get to kiss girls, right? (purely hypothetical, at this point)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

micah, dont run from your gayness. the crab symbolizes your gayness...it means youre supergay.

Micah said...

Yeah, but what does the lightning mean?

spydrz said...

Crab? Lightning? What did I miss?

Micah said...

It's a Dane Cook bit about interpreting his dreams. Being chased by a giant crab meant he's gay. The lightning emphasizes the gayness. He's supergay.

I didn't do it justice. You'll have to borrow my CD sometime.

jasdye said...

i think i buy more into the Dane Cook interpretation than into that study.

not that being homosexual is directly related to masculinity (although there is some relationship), i still think it has more to do with the lack of a strong male presence, esp. in the role of the father. but i also think that lack leads to misogyny, so i suppose it could go either way (or in a combination - kinda like how pimps are).

and i have four younger brothers. not a sign of gayness from any one of us.