Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Which explains my proclivity towards candles, Morrissey, and gay anal sex

My brother (of course) e-mailed this to me: mitch, it turns out youre gay, even if you dont know it yet...

Men with older brothers more likely to be gay

Thanks, bro. I still get to kiss girls, right? (purely hypothetical, at this point)

5 comments:

cw said...

micah, dont run from your gayness. the crab symbolizes your gayness...it means youre supergay.

Micah said...

Yeah, but what does the lightning mean?

spydrz said...

Crab? Lightning? What did I miss?

Micah said...

It's a Dane Cook bit about interpreting his dreams. Being chased by a giant crab meant he's gay. The lightning emphasizes the gayness. He's supergay.

I didn't do it justice. You'll have to borrow my CD sometime.

jasdye said...

i think i buy more into the Dane Cook interpretation than into that study.

not that being homosexual is directly related to masculinity (although there is some relationship), i still think it has more to do with the lack of a strong male presence, esp. in the role of the father. but i also think that lack leads to misogyny, so i suppose it could go either way (or in a combination - kinda like how pimps are).

and i have four younger brothers. not a sign of gayness from any one of us.