Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I think Stephen Colbert did this bit eight years too early



And don't blame me for today's coronation. I voted to re-elect President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. I mean, c'mon: he's also a porn superstar and five-time Ultimate Smackdown wrestling champion.

But I don't hate the new guy. I wish him well, but I'm skeptical.

5 comments:

The Dubin said...

As a more serious voter than Micah, I voted for Magnum PI. A lot of people say, "Jeremy, I guess you mean you voted for Tom Selleck." And I say, "No, I voted for Magnum PI. It's about time Hawaii...and mustaches...were represented in the White House."

Micah said...

You may think I threw my vote away by voting for Pres. Camacho, but he was the only candidate to have a three point plan to fix everything ("Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.").

I'd like to see Pres. Magnum (or VP Higgins, for that matter) come up with solutions like that.

The Dubin said...

President Camacho will no doubt do a good job. However, Mr. Magnum has a history of resolving every problem he faces in 53 minutes, often taking two or three commercial breaks during his escapades.

Micah said...

Then I wish President Magnum well.

The Dubin said...

I forgot to mention that President Magnum comes with his own theme song.