Micah World Exclusive: Through my confidential White House sources, I have learned that President Bush's next Supreme Court nominee will be Gutter.
"I didn't exhale."
Insiders say that while his association with Mersh and Kosmo hurts him, he's redeemed by his membership in the P-Funk All-Stars.
I have always admired the jurisprudence of Gutter. It is far better for Supreme Court Justices to get high and pass out in the street than to engage in judicial activism.
Just a little binger, to brighten your day.
Dude stole our 'bee!
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