Friday, September 30, 2005

Better living through self-medication

What's that, bottle of Speyburn? You want me to drink you? Well, you're the boss.


Anonymous said...

Ahh, Speyburn. Brownest of the brown liquors. What's that? You want me to drink you? But we're in court....

Micah said...

Good call. Lionel Hutz is in serious contention with Moe, Ralph Wiggum and Groundskeeper Willie as my favorite Simpsons character (it's hard to decide).

Good luck to the Spartans today.

jasdye said...


moe might be in the running, but he does THAT too much.

groundskeeper willie is also pretty good, but please, there's no real competition. ralph wiggum, he's your man. everything he says is pure gold.

'when i grow up, i want to be a principal. or a butterfly.'

'principal skinner is an old man who lives in the school. lisa."

'me fail english. that's unpossible.'

'teacher, my eraser's stuck in my nose again.'

'are you my mommy?... you smell like dead bunnies.'

Micah said...

Yeah, but Moe is such a surly, loveable loser. And an enabler.

And you forgot the single greatest thing to escape Ralph's lips: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

jasdye said...

that was one of the funniest throw-aways that show's ever done. and the simpsons is the king of throw-aways.

although futurama comes in a close second. thank you, Bender. (now i just need access to that show. and firefly. o, darn you Fox and your tweaky fingers!)

Micah said...

"Futurama" was AWESOME. That show came out strong right out of the gate, as the quality of "The Simpsons" was on the decline.

Shame FOX screwed it over. What would I rather watch: a hilarious animated program or the NFL post-game show? That's what freakin' SportsCenter is for.