Friday, September 30, 2005

The real Mick was at home watching "Murder She Wrote"

A man impersonating Mick Jagger enjoyed the perks of being a Rolling Stone when he went to a NYC night club recently. He got free drinks and security and even spent 10 minutes in the ladies' room with three women before leaving. Club officials realized that they'd been hoodwinked after examining a photo and seeing that the imposter was younger and heavier than Mick.

Why is this news? I routinely pretend to be a relaxed-fit John Mayer (or a relatively svelte Meat Loaf) in order to get primo trim.

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