Britney Spears gave birth to her baby today, via C-section. I guess the trucker cap and cigarette wouldn't pass through her birth canal.
EDIT: Although the jokes about Baby Spears pretty much write themselves, the funniest one was "The Soup"'s suggested name for the kid: I.M. Legitimate Federline the First.
You know you're getting old when you can fondly remember the days you'd have given anything to bang Britney Spears.
Today? Wouldn't even touch it with TheDubin's johnson.
Did she give birth barefoot in a Conoco station bathroom?
CB - Or TheJohnson's dubin, either.
spydrz - That wouldn't shock me.
You just made me fall out of my chair in laughter!
Glad I could help.
Something which Britney Spears (and others who gave birth through C-section--or, as the Germans call it, Kaiserschnitt--"imperial cut") may want to think about:
Do they realise that their offspring thus born could be at greater risk for food allergies than the population generally?
More importantly, how will her scar affect sales of her inevitable sex tape?
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