Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Instead of breastfeeding, she's going to feed him Miracle Whip sandwiches and Kool-Aid

Britney Spears gave birth to her baby today, via C-section. I guess the trucker cap and cigarette wouldn't pass through her birth canal.

EDIT: Although the jokes about Baby Spears pretty much write themselves, the funniest one was "The Soup"'s suggested name for the kid: I.M. Legitimate Federline the First.

7 comments:

Captain Backfire said...

You know you're getting old when you can fondly remember the days you'd have given anything to bang Britney Spears.

Today? Wouldn't even touch it with TheDubin's johnson.

spydrz said...

Did she give birth barefoot in a Conoco station bathroom?

Micah said...

CB - Or TheJohnson's dubin, either.

spydrz - That wouldn't shock me.

Anonymous said...

You just made me fall out of my chair in laughter!

Micah said...

Glad I could help.

the daily phosdex said...

Something which Britney Spears (and others who gave birth through C-section--or, as the Germans call it, Kaiserschnitt--"imperial cut") may want to think about:

Do they realise that their offspring thus born could be at greater risk for food allergies than the population generally?

Micah said...

More importantly, how will her scar affect sales of her inevitable sex tape?