Thursday, September 08, 2005

Crush of the Week: Northern State

This week's Crushes are the ladies of Northern State - Hesta Prynn, Sprout and Spero. Much like my Dirty Librarian Fetish, I've got a thing for Alternative Chicks (the mind boggles: Any funky piercings? Do they get all crazy and do it missionary?). Based on their rhymes, I don't think I agree with many of their political views, but that just makes our relationship that much more caliente.


Girls for all seasons.

I mean, really - any group that can rhyme "anus" and "champagne us" is way cool. Plus, they are down with both ?uestlove and the High & Mighty, which means they are okay in my book.

12 comments:

You should know by now said...

To quote a brilliant man, "I can't go for that."

I don't think I could make one hot chick from the aggregate parts of those three. Sorry.

Please re-submit a hotter candidate for CotW.

Micah said...

"No can do." So Daryl Hall is a brilliant man? Or is it John Oates?

I knew this would be a controversial choice, but I dig 'em. Plus, I didn't give too much thought to this week's Crush. It's easy to throw a Pam Anderson post up, but I try not to be too obvious.

spydrz said...

Are they from some tv show? Remember I only have basic cable now :(

Micah said...

Nah, they're MCs. Sort of like a female Beastie Boys.

spydrz said...

I can dig the dirty librarian thing, but I'm going to side with Y.S.K.B.N.

Hasselback said...

I'm with you Micah. These shallow bastards underestimate the fun a good freak can be in the sack. Like this architect that I'm seeing for instance...

Anywho, good choice. Forget the obvious heart-throbs and go for a girl[s] a little off the beaten path.

Bravo.

Micah said...

Thanks, bud. I never listen to these jokers, anyway. :)

Under the Banner of True Hotness said...

Pfft. You bamas are gutless.

That's like saying, "Nah, you can keep the Mercedes, I'm gonna go with this Ford Escort...because it has a tricked-out cup holder. Suh-weeet!"

You can keep your counterfeit hotties and your "but she's a freak between the sheets" rationalizing. That's just less competition for the true believers like Spydrz and myself.

Micah said...

But what are you a whole lot more likely to actually have: a Ford or a Mercedes?

Aim high, but be realistic. To quote Bubba Sparxxx, ain't none of us gonna date a model.

Can't Stop. Won't Stop. said...

Speak for yourself (and Bubba).

But as for me...I shall accomplish my goal or die trying.

jasdye said...

i just bought that book, heartbreak! (i'm sure that's what you were referring to, you bookish one.)

Hasselback said...

Ford escort? Never.

Not that I subscribe to the "pick your girls like you pick your cars" philosophy, but I'm not advocating settling for a POS here, but rather saying that there really is no accounting for taste.

I'm not "giving up" in any sense of the word. I just happen (as I think ol' Micah does) to gravitate towards a different type of look/feel/persona in women.

To each their own my brothes, but frankly, what most consider "hot" nowadays really doesn't do it for me. Hell, Marilyn Monroe would be laughed out of the room if she showed up for a leading lady audition today.