THRILL to the site of my doughy face barely covered up by a now-gone winterbeard! MARVEL at my every-day-is-Casual-Friday Scottish National Team rugby shirt! WONDER at what type of workplace environment could cause such a soulless, dead stare!
Hey, kids: You may think that you'll be done with terrible yearbook photos once you're out of high school, but you're wrong.
Did you get an ID badge?
I wish, if only because then I wouldn't have to sign in each morning. Don't they know who I am by now?!
No, HR just took my pic to have on file and it's posted on work's intranet directory.
What's your job title?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'll make sure to replace your photo on the BAC wall-o-fame ascap. Look out, ladies, this man supports the rooting for of rugby!
spydrz - "Service Center Processor." Impressive, ain't it?
the pete - Please don't. If you must replace the pic, at least let me send you one of my Glamour Shots.
As for rugby, I'm ignorant of most of the rules (I should spend more time playing that "Rugby 06" game I bought long ago), but I've got to hold it down for my ancestral brethren.
I was about to say that you're new work picture is better than my work picture and that I was jealous.
But then I saw that yours is posted on your intranet. Mine is just on my badge, which I hide deep in my bag once I use it to get into the building. :)
I don't really care about my pic, really. I wander through these halls unnoticed as it is, so I can't imagine many people looking me up.
Not true--Miss Joyce knows who you are.
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