Saturday, July 02, 2005

Help wanted. Must have own robe and steel-toe boots.

How's this for a coincidence? I'm in dire need of a job and it just so happens that there's now an opening on the Supreme Court. I think I'll send in a resume.

7 comments:

this.heartbreak.shall.endure. said...

yeah man, why don't you have a job? I thought you had a law degree and stuff now? I can see why cats like D..er, "Spydrz" and myself would have some difficulty, with our bloated bachelor's, pardon, MA's in Practically Usesless Studies. I slept better at night knowing that my friends working on MBA's and JD's were going to be in a better situation once the academic dust settled. Well, there's always room at the movie theater. Can you work the machine that heats the nacho cheese?

Micah said...

Well, I've been out of commission for a year, studying for 2 consecutive bar exams (and not passing either). Admittedly, I could try the job search a lil' harder, but will be going full force shortly. I'm planning on relocating back to the DC metro area - solely so you can take me to your watering hole and introduce me to the Hot Bartender.

Until then, I'll be Big Tempin'.

Kate The Great said...

Doncha have to have girl parts for that job? I mean really, RBG isn't sexy enough to handle that ol' boys club all by her lonesome. Time they put a hip chick on the bench, or at the very least some woman who will balance Scalia's draconian positioning.

this.heartbreak.shall.endure! said...

Starbucks Girl gets my (drunken)vote!

Micah said...

KtG - Hmmmm. I'm tempted to put you on the "ignore" list with that remark about my boy Scalia. I'm having flashbacks to my Con Law professor, who was a flaming liberal and would frequently insert jabs at AS into his lectures.

heartbreak - I'll second that.

Kate The Great said...

Say it ain't so, Micah!

What can I say, my liberal streak was especially bold on Independence Day. Don't worry, my conservative alter ego bitch slapped myself.

My very own personal Fight Club.

Hope you had a great holiday.

Micah said...

Okay. You're forgiven. Just don't let it happen again.