Today is my birthday. Buy me stuff (just kidding. Or maybe not.).
They say one is the loneliest number. I think thirty is.
The latter, non-work half of the day wasn't bad, actually. I had some Chinese food (Eight Treasure Duck) and ice cream cake and fielded calls from family and friends. I played with the cutest bulldog puppy. And I opened some presents, of course.
Now it's time for a few episodes of "The Simpsons" before I drift off to sleep and dream about whatever it is grown-ups dream about.
So...you put shit on your "wish" list and then assign it a rating that says "I really don't wish for this merchandise"??? WTF is up with that? It's no wonder I always come back to the old standby: good ol' Dago lovin'.
I should explain: the books marked "I really don't wish for this" are just there to remind me that I want to check them out of the library. So, you see, my Amazon Wishlist also serves as a reading list. Confusing, I know.
Oddly enough, Amazon doesn't offer Dago lovin', so I always need to go to the source for that.
Happy Birthday, you old bastard! (Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed...But sir, those are the Ramon...Never mind! Do as I say!).
Keep watching your mailbox for Mamma Mia! tickets.
I'll be bugging Mr. Postman every day. Or maybe CB can get us comped.
Coulda sworn we were thisclose to that damn midnight fantasy show. Like everything in the LV, it was a great big tease.
Happy Birthday -- Beeotch!!! So are you gonna get the dog or what? Cuz if you do, I'd probably have to visit you more often.
CB - Las Vegas: Home of the Cock Tease
KPMD - This dog was soooooo cute and I wanted to buy him...but not for $3400. So, I'll just go visit him periodically and dream about the day I can afford an English bulldog.
Mom, on the other hand, is really close to getting a new ankle-biter.
You do NOT want to get a bulldog. And if you do, don't make me its vet...not a big fan of futile, thankless tasks.
But they are so damn cute!
And I thought we'd have a deal: you do vet work for me (gratis, of course) and I'll supply you with unlicensed law work.
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