Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Crushes of the Week: "Wedding Crashers" women

Due to vacation, I didn't have any Crushes for the past couple of weeks, so I'll make up for lost time. This week you get four: the women of Wedding Crashers.


"I got a Stage Five Clinger."

Isla Fisher is adorable and stole her scenes in the movie (and she gets bonus points for being engaged to Ali G). Rachel McAdams is cute (but I didn't buy her character's attraction to her jerk boyfriend). I am completely in love with Diora Baird, even though she was in the movie for about four seconds (but what a four seconds it was). And Jane Seymour (aka Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman) is the epitome of a MILF ("Call me Kitty Cat.").

As for the movie itself, I thought it was hilarious. The dinner table scene alone was worth the price of admission. Sure, there were some plotholes, but what do you expect from a raunchy comedy? Vince Vaughn (who is being stalked by a certain regular Micah World reader) owned the movie. Hollywood, please give him more work. And not that I'm complaining or anything, but I expected way more boobage in the film. Maybe for the inevitable unrated DVD...

Hopefully, the upcoming R-rated comedy The Forty Year-Old Virgin will be just as funny. Not...that...I'll be able to relate or anything. After all, I'm 29. :) (Sadly, though, Steve Carell's line "I just kinda stopped trying" resonates with me.)

9 comments:

GMadrid said...

I agree completely with the women of Wedding Crashers. I think Diora is wicked hot and definitely needs to be featured more. By the way Isla is only engaged to Ali G; not married.

Micah said...

Whoops - thanks for pointing that out. I corrected the post accordingly. Sacha is one lucky bastard.

The Law Fairy said...

Update on the VV front: I think I may have gotten ahold of an apartment number. Why am I moving again?????

The fact that on the Playboy cover I noticed in prominent bold letters "EWAN" (McGregor, certainly) makes me almost curious enough to buy a copy... naw, I'll just rent Trainspotting.

spydrz said...

I'm all about some Rachel McAdams. Holla!

Micah said...

law fairy - And the saga continues. As for the Ewan interview, I haven't read it yet. But I tells ya: chicks reading Playboy - now that's hot.

spydrz - Crunk!

THSE said...

To quote the Crystal Method via Jesse Jackson, "...and I say this to you tonight; there is hope."

You know what I'm talking about.

Hasselback said...

You didn't buy the brunette's "attraction to her jerk boyfriend" then????

Wow brother, c'mon that's the oldest story in the book. How many times have you and I bitched about just that behaviour in women we've known.

By the way, rainey season has started.

Micah said...

It's a standard Romantic Comedy plot point, sure, but this guy was extra jerky. Oh wait - now I see. Well, I also didn't buy her falling madly in love with Owen Wilson's character after only knowing him for a few hours.

Rainy season, huh? Don't forget to wear your rubbers.

Micah said...

heartbreak - Get busy, child.