I've been on a major Pulp kick lately.
You want someone to screw your brains out
I'd say they're running out of time
And they'd only go and cut themselves on the
The daggers of your mind
-"Bob Lind (The Only Way Is Down)"
Jarvis Cocker brings it.
EDIT to add this gem:
Without you my life has become
A hangover without end
A movie made for TV
Bad dialogue, bad acting, no interest
Too long with no story and no sex